Today i received the following email from the kind Mr. Qian Hong, who seems all out to give me his 32 million pounds. Iv always wondered what would happen, were we to reply to these philathrophists Yes Mr. Hong, Im in dire need of your money and am helpless, being poorer than The Queen Elizabeth you see. Incidentally, it may be even more helpful for both of us if you first found out my name.

This is what he has to say,

Partnership Request,

I am Qian Hong, I am the Deputy General Manager, E-bank Division of Abbey National PLC, London
branch. I have an urgent and very confidential business proportion for you containing GBP32
Million pounds. I got your contact from the World Online Web directory, London and hoping that
you will contact me at your earliest convenient for a possible business relationship.

Ah Mr. Hong, very confidential indeed, finding a partner out of the WOW directory, and your ‘proportion’ ‘contains’ 32 million pounds does it? Most insightful.
I have determined to work this transaction with you based on trust but at the moment, I am
constrained to issue more details about this business until your positive response is received.

Oh, bad bad ‘constrained’. Maybe you should try some constipation medicine Mr. Hong. Definitely you’ll get my positive response. We are all waiting to jump into the jaws of hell for a measly 32 million pounds.
Please take a moment of your time schedules to read it and contact me.

YESSIREE. I have multiple time schedules. In fact i can hear about 3 of them calling me RIGht now. tata all!!

Thanks for your time and attention.
Mr. Qian Hong.